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posted by Joel Kight in Off Topic

Why I won't survive a zombie apocalypse

December 4, 2012

Top 10 reasons why I won't survive a zombie apocalypse:

10. I won't be able to charge my iPhone or iPad with no electricity.

9. Restaurants won't be open and I can't cook. 

8. The zombies will hear me sneezing due to my constant allergy problems.

7. I don't own any guns or weapons. 

6.  My only real skills involve the internet.

5. In order to function, I have to have at least one hot shower a day. 

4. My cat will eat me even though she is not a zombie.  She is a very hungry animal.

3. I still haven't finished Season 3 of Mad Men

2. My big mouth.

1. I won't have snarky comments from the Athens Talks commenters to read. 

Anyone have anymore to add?

 

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