While we're debating the obvious and nonsensical, I would propose that we all venture further into madness and debate the ultimate question (aside from why that chicken crossed that road again, of course):
What is that bright thing in the sky?
Why does it hurt our eyes when we look at it?
Why does it burn our skin?
How did it get there?
Can it read your mind?
Does this make you want to argue about taxe rates?