McKillip 1, townie losers 0.

This some heap bad medicine: who knew cartoon mascot figures could be such powerful oppressors. Native Americans prove to White Man that they be just as thin-skinned.

The Occupissoirs will try to confuse the right of assembly & free speech with their imagined right of camping. It's all about appropriate use: want to protest? Fine...protest. That doesn't give you the privilege of turning government real estate into a campground.

Why can't humans get divorced via smartphone? Why don't human ex-wives ever go away when you're done with them? Why can't we all just get along?

Diss sum gattdam rashuh profilin! Buncha buuuuhsheeeit.

@E.J.: Memorial Drive...isn't that the street on which the Simply Your Nigure hair salon is located?

Just shut the f*ck up, Crapaud.

@JP Crisan: Mwahahahahahah! Oh, the humor! Oh, such professionalism! My goodness!

Dying isn't as unhealthy as sick living, but it doesn't matter whether it's good for you: the question is whether your death is good for me.

"I had been a coward, and I wanted them to try to do better." So now you're a grown-up crybaby who wants to bully bullying out of existence? Where will it all end: shooting the finger gets you a year behind bars? There is a perennial message being sent by this socialization process--conform. Though it may not seem like it to the recipient of the target, these are highly valuable social dynamics which are being enforced, and you need to remember that the tail doesn't wag the dog.

I would be interested in hearing more about the Devil's eggs.

"Will you be playing Jesus: The Calling?"
Only if it includes the Miracle of Jesus Breastfeeding the Dinosaurs.

@Digdug: Dates? We don't need no stinkin' dates!

@melmarino: Welcome back to the fray.

@King Minos:

[quote][b]King Minos[/b] - you have deliberately misrepresented the truth![/quote]

Astounding! Unheard-of! Unprecedented!

@R. U. Kidding:

[quote][b]R. U. Kidding[/b] - Broun the Clown is an embarrassment.
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Like John Lewis isn't. How can he keep getting elected when he doesn't even speak English?

What kind of porn were the parents watching when they decided to name their little one "Holly Sweat?"

http://www.therightscoop.com/krauthammer-predicts-1st-man-to-use-2nd-ame...

Athenians who consider themselves "intellectuals" could learn more life skills by watching Swamp People and Larry the Cable Guy than by reading the Flagpole, that is, if they were capable of learning. Unfortunately, most of them can spout off more gibberish from Noam Chomsky than they can about building a shelter, a campfire or skinning a squirrel. There's a reason why they're constantly whining about how the government needs to provide for them.

How about an Artful Conversation about the shifty-eyed armed docents who stalk young, nubile children in the company of their parents and then verbally abuse the complainants online in a defensive, strident tone?

@King Minos:

[quote][b]King Minos[/b] - The King thinks credible substance would suffice.[/quote]

The Menace thinks that's not likely to happen with a liberal author.

To the extent that there is any measure of vindictiveness at work here, it certainly confirms the wisdom of protecting anonymous commenting.

It's said that most healthy males think about sex an average of once every five seconds, but I firmly believe that liberal males think about race every three.