"It's an ongoing matter and an ongoing matter in which I know nothing," Holder told the House Judiciary Committee.

"I know noZING! I know noZING!" Sgt. Schultz told Col. Hogan.

Maybe the panel should offer Holder some strudel. Always seemed to work for Col. Hogan

Is Citation Court near Misdemeanor Way?

"Experts called the work significant, but noted that a different, simpler technique now under development may prove more useful."

Sure would be nice to know a little something about that technique. You know, why it is different, why it is simpler, why it might be more useful. If you aren't going to share those insights, why bring it up at all?

“Libraries are not a luxury,” he said. “They aren’t a place where kids go study; it’s where people go to look for jobs and have access to a computer so they can check Facebook.”

You left out that last part.

Any possibility Perno could get ejected?

[quote][b]Scooby Doo[/b] - I'm glad he was "charged".
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Are you positive about that?

When he started sweating on the stolen items, he was charged with a salted battery.

"Atlanta police stopped her Tuesday night saying she was driving on the wrong side of the road and ran a red light."

The light was only red on the right side of the road, not on the side she was driving on.

[quote][b]grove600[/b] - The AP should make every story carry the writers name and cell number so we can chide them when they get the simple stuff wrong. [/quote]

I bet the writers would despite your suggestion.

At the end of the fourth inning, South Carolina third base coach Sammy Esposito, along with strength and conditioning coach Billy Anderson and Georgia first base coach Jason Jacobs, were ejected. Esposito’s ejection came around the third base box while Jacobs and Anderson came minutes later after Jacobs had reached the first base box for the top of the fifth.

I don't care WHERE they were on the field when they got ejected. Mind telling us WHY?

[quote][b]dudeintown67[/b] - Good thing the donnybrook didn't escalate into a brouhaha.
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Cause then its only a matter of time before it turns into a hullabaloo (Feb. 11). And then we'll all be in an imbroglio (April 23)

[quote][b]THX1138[/b] - @solidroque: In this case if you blame the breed you are truly a fool. They were clearly trained to attack and protect that guys drug business. They could just have easily been rottweilers or german shepards.[/quote]
Truly a fool? Wow, that escalated quickly. But, for the sake of argument, I'll accept the role "in this case" as you put it. Now, will you do the same for the other 4 cases listed in the article, all of which were pit bulls and none of which (that we can tell) are drug dealers' guard dogs? Or did you not read the whole article? Now THAT would be foolish.

[quote]- The jogger's death was the latest of at least five deadly dog attacks in California in the past two years.[/quote]

Happy Mother's Day! Hope its filled with lots of memories to last you a lifetime!

[quote][b]Thomas Jefferson Snodgrass[/b] -
Maybe the two Johnsons were on the same guy.
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If that was the case, this would be an entirely different fight. He would be the one they were fighting over instead of against. And it would be more of a catfight.

Hmm. Now what breeds were all of those dogs in all those different attacks?

[quote][b]Thomas Jefferson Snodgrass[/b] -
Maybe the two Johnsons were on the same guy.
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Isn't that what started this? The two Johnsons jumped on the same guy.

[quote][b]CharlotteLadyGardner[/b] -
Maybe YOU should look at a spelling "calendar." [/quote]

BTW, how was my sentence structure?

[quote][b]antiBen[/b] - I think maybe the headline writer should put more time into counting arrestees and less time in the thesaurus. Two Johnsons, a Miller and a Middlebrooks does not equal 3 people.
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Maybe it was a Miller Light. That brings it closer to 3.

A -3 for a misspelled word. If that's the case, how will at least half the people on this forum get any positive points?

[quote][b]CharlotteLadyGardner[/b] -
Maybe YOU should look at a spelling "calendar." [/quote]

Maybe that will be tomorrow's word.

I'm guessing that "Rebecca of Donnybrook Farm" was not quite as popular a children's book.

Wonder what word came up on someone's Vocabulary Word A Day Calandar today?

[quote][b]bobbidiboo[/b] -
Not unless I can help it. ( I gave you a + because you provided me with the opportunity to come up with this brilliant....brilliant response.)
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Always glad to provide a service when I canada.

You ottawa know.

"We want to be with him."

That can be arranged.