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Professed Satan catcher caught shoplifting from Athens store

[quote][b]davidxto[/b] - If we continue talking some of you might think that our ACCP caught the wrong person.[/quote]

The ACCP will never catch me! I am invisible once I put on my Jodhpurs of Power! My only vulnerable time is on laundry day.

posted @ Monday, January 14, 2013 - 22:13

Professed Satan catcher caught shoplifting from Athens store

[quote][b]E.J.[/b] - That's a dream-catcher; it catches bad dreams before you can dream them.[/quote]

No wonder the Elmer Fudd dreams have stopped... But I swear the ad said it was a Satan Catcher. I was praying very hard for one in my heart while watching Yodeling With the Stars and then the ad came on, with Hasil Adkins doing the voice-over....

posted @ Monday, January 14, 2013 - 21:24

Professed Satan catcher caught shoplifting from Athens store

Put the Rye in the Coconut and shake it all up,
Put the Rye in the Coconut and shake it all up,
Put the Rye in the Coconut and shake it all up,
Put the Rye in the Coconut and shake it all up,
Put the Rye in the Coconut and shake it all up,
.......

posted @ Monday, January 14, 2013 - 19:21

Professed Satan catcher caught shoplifting from Athens store

@davidxto:

With enough Rye I have caught Satan by myself a couple of times, without any special equipment a-tall. But there is never enough Rye. So you have hit the nail right on target, I need a Catcher of the Rye. That is a great picture you put up of the secret inner brain workings of a power object. I'll get to work.

posted @ Monday, January 14, 2013 - 18:15

Professed Satan catcher caught shoplifting from Athens store

[quote][b]Ben Had[/b] - I have one for sale. Interested?[/quote]

Do you think I need two for it to work? I thought the TV ad was clear that you need just the one to catch Satan in his tracks. Do you think he learned new tricks after people started using Satan Catchers? Maybe if I had two of them lined up he wouldn't be able to get out.

The one I bought cost $44.95 plus $15 for shipping & handling. That's over $75 and it is a lot of money to spend!

posted @ Monday, January 14, 2013 - 17:45

Professed Satan catcher caught shoplifting from Athens store

I bought a Satan Catcher from a TV ad and it never worked. A circle of wood with net and a bunch of stupid dangly things. Satan's still bothering me at my house so it was useless but they didn't give me a refund.....

posted @ Monday, January 14, 2013 - 17:07

Will America's 1st Black President Take Your Guns?

[quote][b]davidxto[/b] - And now you know.[/quote]

Do YOU know, davidxto? Are you... Are you an initiate.... of the Secret Comsick Mysterees?

posted @ Sunday, January 13, 2013 - 04:22

Will America's 1st Black President Take Your Guns?

[quote][b]Weird Menace[/b] - Please hold for the next Customer Service representative.[/quote]

You space people are trying to teach us about Limitless Time and Space, aren't you? Mainly limitless time I think.

posted @ Saturday, January 12, 2013 - 23:22

Will America's 1st Black President Take Your Guns?

[quote][b]catman[/b] - Sometimes synchronicity is called 'group think'.[/quote]

And other times synchronicity is called A Great Big Honking Sign And Wonder From Godd. I do my own interpretation, based on the faintest of passing whims, as to which is which.

I find that following my faintest passing whims is a good guide for living. For example, now it is time for pancakes.

posted @ Saturday, January 12, 2013 - 23:20

Will America's 1st Black President Take Your Guns?

[quote][b]theold33[/b] - It was meant to be. Remenber?[/quote]

That was yesterday that we talked about that, wasn't it? I do not remenber yesterday.

posted @ Saturday, January 12, 2013 - 23:17

Will America's 1st Black President Take Your Guns?

There is some off-topic slippage going on, slip-sliding us into diversions and distractibility. We must return to the narrow way, just as a cork bobbing in the ocean must be channeled toward... the place where corks are supposed to go. Here is my contribution:

I want a ray gun! A big one with lots of whirring parts and bling! There are some good ones on Etsy but they aren't fully functional. Can they be retro-fitted to hyper-automatic in your spaceship's workshop, Weird Menace? How much is the cost? If it's payable in body organs, I hope it is only the minor ones.

posted @ Saturday, January 12, 2013 - 19:11

Slowing down Alzheimer's disease: How about them coconuts?

[quote][b]E.J.[/b] - pleasant things in life. Stare[/quote]

Legs are pleasant!

posted @ Saturday, January 12, 2013 - 18:28

Will America's 1st Black President Take Your Guns?

[quote][b]davidxto[/b] - dudes with bow ties looking mighty suspicious[/quote]

Clearly Orville Redenbacher is not to be trusted with the keys to Fort Knox. Or the keys to the Kingdom of the Vegetable Watchers (I mean the vegetables who watch, not the people who watch vegetables). Or the keys to my storage locker at Highway 61 and East Pneuma Street where I hid all the cash....

posted @ Saturday, January 12, 2013 - 02:47

Will America's 1st Black President Take Your Guns?

[quote][b]theold33[/b] - I guess it was meant to be by the keeper of the stars.[/quote]

All things are meant to be by the Keeper Of The Stars. (Best to put it in capital letters, He likes it better.) Including this current conversation happening in the immediate time of now about crack corn and its murderous founder Jimmy.

Jimmy crack stars and I don't care
Star-splittin' sparks in the atmosphere
Mama put the Big Dipper on my head
Sent me for a bowl-cut from Orion's coiffeur, Phred
The firey vapours of H.P. Blavatsky's turnip mysticism don't give me no dread
Dem bones gonna rise again

posted @ Saturday, January 12, 2013 - 02:23

Will America's 1st Black President Take Your Guns?

[quote][b]davidxto[/b] - crack-corn[/quote]

Crack-corn is super-potent corn that comes in little lumps called "rocks" and is smoked for an intense high. Unlike the ordinary corn we stuff up our noses. Surely you remember the crack-corn epidemic of the 1990s?

posted @ Friday, January 11, 2013 - 21:54

Will America's 1st Black President Take Your Guns?

[quote][b]Weird Menace[/b] - Hussein Ubama[/quote]

Why do you taunt him so over the names he was given at birth? It is cruel. Just because his parents were precognitively aware of two of America's future mortal enemies, and intentionally named their son after them with a full understanding of what they were doing, does not put an iota of blame on B.H.O. himself.

posted @ Friday, January 11, 2013 - 12:18

Will America's 1st Black President Take Your Guns?

ambergris... ambergris...

posted @ Thursday, January 10, 2013 - 19:17

Will America's 1st Black President Take Your Guns?

Last time I saw those glasses, I was in Atlantis.

posted @ Thursday, January 10, 2013 - 17:04

Will America's 1st Black President Take Your Guns?

@Weird Menace: Close enough to Jesus I think.

http://www.zazzle.com/yeshu_rasta_fari_greeting_card-137088484764648254

Cannonball Adderley appeared in an acting role on an episode of the "Kung Fu" TV series. Obama will never accomplish this.

The straw dolls don't sway the populace, that is the nix.

posted @ Thursday, January 10, 2013 - 16:59

Will America's 1st Black President Take Your Guns?

@Weird Menace: But surely Obama at least thinks he's Jesus? All academic poseurs secretly believe they are Jesus. I read this in a book.

PS He also got elected twice because the Repubs were running life-size straw dolls instead of candidates. Where is Teddy Roosevelt when you need him? (TR, by the way, won the Nobel Peace Prize for actually doing something.)

posted @ Thursday, January 10, 2013 - 16:43

Will America's 1st Black President Take Your Guns?

@Weird Menace: I'd guess the Heavenly Bucko just recycles the virgins after they've been used by performing a miracle that makes them virgins again. Get them to repent for their (!) sins and all is forgiven etc. etc.

So, upon thinking, my revised take on your alien and non-terrestrial motives is: God has commanded you to inform the world (or Athens-CC, which to many of your readers means the same thing) that Obama is a monster who wishes to consume our precious bodily liberties by sucking them into his gaping maw, and then schnuffle them down, Cthulhu-like. Makes sense to me. Can you tell us this: Is he human or a rival space being?

posted @ Thursday, January 10, 2013 - 15:39

Will America's 1st Black President Take Your Guns?

[quote][b]davidxto[/b] - they were thinking that Weird Menace is really a government operative keeping tabs on the people who agree with him. Now that would mean I'm in a whole heap of trouble.[/quote]

My vote is still on the Channel From God theory. In which case, agreeing him will earn you a throne on the right side of the Almighty, seventy virgins, forty acres and a mule, a barrel of milk and a bucket of honey, a pinball machine, etc. etc. etc.

posted @ Thursday, January 10, 2013 - 00:33

Will America's 1st Black President Take Your Guns?

[quote][b]davidxto[/b] - So I have been thinking about converting to liberalism before the inquisition begins.[/quote]

Under liberalism there will be no shrimp. Shrimp is flesh food. It is not possible to be too paranoid. In fact we'll be lucky if plates stay legal. Plates can hurt people, if flung. Plates are a form of ultraviolent frisbee. Remember the plates scene from A Clockwork Orange? You know what I'm talking about.

posted @ Thursday, January 10, 2013 - 00:29

Will America's 1st Black President Take Your Guns?

All's the more, this synchronicity event that has occurred, very probably reveals that Godd Is Speaking To Us using Weird Menace's posts as a channel. Whether this is happening with Weird Menace's participation or even consent, we know not....

posted @ Wednesday, January 9, 2013 - 21:53

Will America's 1st Black President Take Your Guns?

[quote][b]davidxto[/b] - Now this is truly amazing. Just yesterday I was looking out at the river flowing by and all of a sudden I'm singing, "Jimmy Crack Corn and I don't care,"[/quote]

It's a synchronicity, that's what it is. Proof that Godd exists and He preordains what will appear in AthensTalks.

posted @ Wednesday, January 9, 2013 - 21:46

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