Jeez, doesn't anyone have a charitable Christmas spirit??posted @ Wednesday, December 4, 2013 - 00:54
[quote][b]Humbucker bob[/b] - Is "stealing panties" an actual charge?[/quote]
I say it shouldn't be...posted @ Wednesday, December 4, 2013 - 00:52
[quote][b]The Oracle of the Athens Banner Herald[/b] - That's why the law was changed so that if you are over the limit within three hours of operating a motor vehicle,, you are DUI, doesn't matter when you consumed it.[/quote]
Wait a sec...so I can drive to Wal-mart, pick up a sixer of Schlitz, drive home, drink it while watching Titanic, and be charged with DUI? That doesn't seem right...posted @ Wednesday, December 4, 2013 - 00:50
@FanaticalModerate: All I know is, if you want to get robbed of $400 in cash at 3:00 AM by a dude wielding a box cutter...Nellie B is the place to be.posted @ Monday, December 2, 2013 - 18:03
Okay, let's go ahead and add Nellie B to the list of dangerous places...posted @ Monday, December 2, 2013 - 17:12
Poor dog, he was definitely ugly as sin! Looks like a Gremlin.
posted @ Saturday, November 30, 2013 - 20:21
Wait...so did the house have roaches or not?posted @ Tuesday, November 26, 2013 - 13:54
This story really emphasizes the blubbering.posted @ Monday, November 25, 2013 - 16:13
No turkey frying safety story is complete without Shatner's "dingle dangle" video.posted @ Sunday, November 24, 2013 - 16:03
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A prostitute named Carmen Colon? I wonder what her specialty was.posted @ Saturday, November 23, 2013 - 09:30
Seriously, how the heck do you expect not to get nabbed when you show up at the ransom drop???posted @ Saturday, November 23, 2013 - 08:54
"He heard a gunshot and his cat did not return home like it normally did."
A sign suddenly appears that reads “Shoot your gun near my cat you Die.”
Yeah, this guy probably had nothing to do with it...posted @ Saturday, November 23, 2013 - 08:51
Is it really illegal to carry whiskey in a flask? That's the whole point of a flask - to take the whiskey with you. I'm not pouring it from the bottle to the flask to just walk over to my couch.posted @ Saturday, November 23, 2013 - 08:45
@Athens Hi-Fi: The sorry dude looks like he's blowing raspberries in his mugshot. How tough is that?posted @ Thursday, November 21, 2013 - 23:17
She sounds like a hot chick.posted @ Thursday, November 21, 2013 - 23:15
"The woman also accused the officer of poisoning her oats."
The best closing line to a news story I've ever seen!posted @ Wednesday, November 20, 2013 - 22:36
Now it's daddy's turn to swing the belt buckle...posted @ Wednesday, November 20, 2013 - 07:17
@OconeeJoe: We used the exact same word, but they filtered me??? My comment was also intended to point out the vagueness of the article. A point that is crushed when the "political correctness police" edit your comment.
Looks like they put it back in for ya!posted @ Wednesday, November 20, 2013 - 07:16
I heard from my sister's cousin's boyfriend's wife that the girl paid the guy to "light her fart". True story.posted @ Tuesday, November 19, 2013 - 20:55
Your taking your life in your own hands when you call someone a "[filtered word]"!!!!!!
Coulda been a black dude calling a white dude "honky!" The story's pretty vague.posted @ Tuesday, November 19, 2013 - 20:52
@2dollar: No, don't go! Who else will plus roughly 30% of my lame posts?posted @ Tuesday, November 19, 2013 - 20:49
It seems like the pay-and-display meters haven't been there that long, and now they're already being phased out? I wonder how much this short-term experiment cost...posted @ Tuesday, November 19, 2013 - 20:41
Who wants to live in a house with your girlfriend's father anyway?posted @ Monday, November 18, 2013 - 17:03
Poor woman! Must be sad and scary to live with an illness like that (assuming she just wasn't angel dusting).posted @ Friday, November 15, 2013 - 20:24
Summary: Jefferson shortstop Max Ford has signed with the University of Georgia, the school announced on Tuesday. Jefferson shortstop Max Ford has signed with the University of Georgia, the school announced on Tuesday.Ford (6-2, 190) batted .390 with 36 RBI last season. He was 7-0 with a 0.54 ERA and 39 strikeouts in 41 innings and helped the Dragons (26-4) reach the second round of the Class AA state playoffs. He was named Defensive MVP and All-Region last year.
As reported today, Athens-Clarke County Commissioner Kelly Girtz will pitch a new tack for the proposed transit fare increase. In a nut shell, it kills the fee for children and the 25-cent transfer fee all passengers would face. It also makes Athens-Clarke County find cash to hire a consultant to review the transit system and find ways to improve service. Here's the full option (italics indicate that section is being proposed for deletion): read more