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Q: What's blue and smells like red paint?

A: Blue paint.

That was my attempt to liven up the ABH graveyard. Sad

posted @ Thursday, March 19, 2015 - 21:29

Story of upgrades to comments

If they ever publish my real name, "OconeeJoseph", I'll jump in on that class action suit! Cha-ching!

posted @ Thursday, February 26, 2015 - 13:06

Any comments?

Anyone want to build a snowman with me? Smile

posted @ Thursday, February 26, 2015 - 13:01

Any comments?

[quote][b]grove600[/b] - One day this place will go black. [/quote]

That day may be here, grove. Wink

posted @ Saturday, February 21, 2015 - 11:23

Pepper spray used to break up rodeo brawl

Breakin' out the hot sauce!

posted @ Monday, February 16, 2015 - 00:04

Woman loses $15,000 to phone scammers

Does anyone know this woman's phone number? Innocent

posted @ Sunday, February 15, 2015 - 09:39

Aggressive panhandling incidents escalate to robberies in Athens

@OCCountry: I hear ya. If some low-life scumbag like that put his hands on my daughter... Angry

posted @ Friday, February 13, 2015 - 22:28

Man charged with having sex with corpse in Georgia mortuary

Freakin' sicko. Sick

posted @ Friday, February 13, 2015 - 19:57

Suspected peeping Tom in Athens store

@crackerjack:

posted @ Wednesday, February 11, 2015 - 07:58

Three top Grammys now staying with Sam Smith

"Smith said he wanted to thank the man he’s been in love with for the past year 'for breaking my heart, ‘cause you got me four Grammys.'”

Don't forget to thank Tom Petty, thief. Wink

posted @ Monday, February 9, 2015 - 18:58

Athens man victim of phone scam

Stare

posted @ Saturday, February 7, 2015 - 21:08

Thief drops from store ceiling, steals $40,000 in jewels

Don't look at me. Innocent

posted @ Saturday, February 7, 2015 - 14:07

Money taken from Wendy's

@crackerjack: Ok, that was actually kind of funny. Smile

posted @ Monday, February 2, 2015 - 07:47

Man stabbed three times

Good things come in three's.

posted @ Monday, February 2, 2015 - 07:46

Oglethorpe County woman charged with exploiting elderly Danielsville man

[quote][b]therearealotofus[/b] - Seriously, we are talking tattoos being equivalent to fraud?[/quote]

You read that in his comment? I believe all he said was, "The neck tattoo is very classy." And his sarcasm is well-placed...neck tattoos ain't very classy.

posted @ Saturday, January 31, 2015 - 22:28

NYC mayor: Storm could be biggest ever to hit city

@TeeWee: It was uphill three ways for me. Sad

posted @ Sunday, January 25, 2015 - 21:44

Intoxicated man passes out in front of Athens Housing Authority

"...she was scared to enter the building where the man was sprawled on the ground".

Was she afraid it would be like a horror movie, where she slooooowly steps over his motionless body, and just when she thinks she's in the clear...he grabs her ankle! Shock

posted @ Sunday, January 25, 2015 - 21:42

Woman sees man masturbating on front lawn

I'd like to know what she was doing walking her dog in front of his house is what I'd like to know!

posted @ Sunday, January 25, 2015 - 21:40

Athens couple victims of real estate scam

They should ask for a refund. Stare

posted @ Saturday, January 24, 2015 - 09:57

Microsoft shows off Windows 10 and 'HoloLens'

I can't wait to be as cool as this guy...

posted @ Thursday, January 22, 2015 - 07:49

Man scammed by couple

So how does buying six iPhones get you $100?

posted @ Monday, January 19, 2015 - 11:04

Police: Teen sweethearts blaze trail of crime across South

[quote][b]TeeWee[/b] - What's wrong with a 13 year old?[/quote]

Seriously? Come on. She's a child. My daughter is 14, and I think that's too young to date, let alone go on a multi-state crime spree with an adult. My 2¢...

posted @ Sunday, January 18, 2015 - 20:23

Two people wearing t-shirts depicting alleged Athens murderers escorted from Cedar Shoals High School

Low-life losers.

posted @ Sunday, January 18, 2015 - 18:42

Father charged with child molestation after son re-enacts movie sex scene with dog

I never saw the movie, and now I'm sure I don't want to. Sick

posted @ Friday, January 16, 2015 - 15:17

Woman arrested for stalking Athens man

Since when has that little chain latch ever been effective?

posted @ Saturday, January 10, 2015 - 10:26

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  • Andrew
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    Blog: Watching movies by myself

    Summary:  I'm not saying it's lonely to be a movie critic, but we often find ourselves seated alone in an empty theatre when we're watching new stuff. I know people who say they won't go see anything unless they have at least one other person to go with, but I've always enjoyed having the place to myself. I'm not saying it's lonely to be a movie critic, but we often find ourselves seated alone in an empty theatre when we're watching new stuff. I know people who say they won't go see anything unless they have at least one other person to go with, but I've always enjoyed having the place to myself. read more

  • Jim
    Thompson

    No cartoons on racism

    As you might imagine, the vast majority of the editorial cartoons available these days for publication through the syndicate which supplies cartoons to the Athens Banner-Herald/OnlineAthens are addressing the situation in Ferguson, Mo., where the fatal shooting of a black teen by a white police officer has touched off a number of demonstrations -- some peaceful, but many not at all peaceful, with tear gas fired by police officers and gunshots fired by some protester. read more

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