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$1,000 reported missing

Hmmm, with leads like that, they'll crack this case in no time! Tongue

posted @ Friday, October 31, 2014 - 23:10

UGA student on alleged acid trip arrested

Aaaaaah, the ol' acid days... Innocent

posted @ Friday, October 31, 2014 - 23:08

Commerce woman allegedly threatens to post 'prostitute for sale' online

This is hilarious. Laughing out loud

posted @ Friday, October 31, 2014 - 21:27

Lack of Internet access has Oconee residents lining up for an explanation

[quote][b]mpd0.59[/b] - Charter has plenty of internet capacity in ACC. Maybe that's why it sometimes takes over a minute to change tv channels, since they went to all digital access.
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I'm glad somebody else is having this problem. I thought it was just me. Tongue

posted @ Thursday, October 30, 2014 - 06:46

Four indicted for home invasion at student housing complex in Athens

[quote][b]snarkydude[/b] - I'd almost guarantee you that the Marines would make men out of these punks.[/quote]

Maybe, but I'm not sure I'd want to train these dudes to be killing machines...

posted @ Monday, October 27, 2014 - 22:04

Pumpkin carving leads to accidental stabbing

This is why you don't carve with the pumpkin in your lap...

posted @ Monday, October 27, 2014 - 22:02

Athens officials to consider fines for bad downtown parking

Like I'm gonna leave this baby in the parking deck...

posted @ Saturday, October 25, 2014 - 09:13

UGA frat members won't face criminal charges in alleged hazing incident

Why would the fraternity members face criminal charges? The pledges acted voluntarily. The coulda just said "nope" and gone home...

posted @ Friday, October 24, 2014 - 18:54

TLC cancels its 'Honey Boo Boo' series

@bchb: Or make up a little child & parade her around a convicted child molester. Puzzled

posted @ Friday, October 24, 2014 - 18:52

TLC cancels its 'Honey Boo Boo' series

I liked the baby with two thumbs on her hand.

posted @ Friday, October 24, 2014 - 14:01

Bomb threat targets Athens Walmart

I drove past this scene last evening. Most of the Walmart workers looked like they were enjoying the break from work.

posted @ Thursday, October 23, 2014 - 07:23

Athens man hospitalized after truck overturns

It's a good thing he survived, otherwise the cops couldn't load him down with citations. Stare

posted @ Thursday, October 23, 2014 - 07:18

Lexington man arrested for stealing steaks from Athens Walmart

@OCCountry: Thanks! Sometimes I'm up, sometimes I'm banned. Innocent

posted @ Monday, October 20, 2014 - 22:30

Lexington man arrested for stealing steaks from Athens Walmart

Body moisturizer does wonders for cheap cuts of steak. Marinade 30 minutes then grill.

posted @ Monday, October 20, 2014 - 17:11

Athens teen beaten

This is why you shouldn't wait until Sunday afternoon to do your homework.

posted @ Monday, October 20, 2014 - 17:08

Man steals TV from Athens Target

Are you really a copycat if you're copying your own robbery?

posted @ Sunday, October 19, 2014 - 20:45

Shirtless man charged following downtown fight

"The primary suspect was reported as a man, with no T-shirt..."

How did they know he was T-shirtless? Maybe he was missing a ruffled powder blue tux shirt.

posted @ Sunday, October 19, 2014 - 18:15

Man worries ex-girlfriend’s parents will ‘come after him’

Man up, for cryin' out loud. Stare

posted @ Sunday, October 19, 2014 - 18:11

3-year-old girl beaten to death in NYC, police say

Messed up. Sad

posted @ Sunday, October 19, 2014 - 14:30

Statham woman warns police after receiving suspicious checks

@OCCountry: Unfortunately, she already fell for it. That first check is gonna bounce sky high, and the bank will want their $2,650 back. But at least she wised up.

posted @ Sunday, October 19, 2014 - 07:44

'Easy Rider' chopper at auction might be phony

I guess that means mine is definitely a fake. Sad

posted @ Saturday, October 18, 2014 - 13:41

Teen shoplifter assaults clerk

Stealing candy? Really? I hope you do lose your scholarship, because you sound stupid. Smile

posted @ Saturday, October 18, 2014 - 09:43

Boy, 9, caught stealing tip jar from Athens eatery

This is why I never tip the counter help. It encourages young thuggery. Tongue

posted @ Wednesday, October 15, 2014 - 06:46

Three Australians arrested for tampering with American flag in west Athens

[quote][b]ElevatorLady[/b] - Say what you will, but Angus Buncle is the coolest name I've heard in quite some time. [/quote]

It sounds like a painful medical condition. Wink

posted @ Wednesday, October 15, 2014 - 06:44

Athens woman with 4-year-old passenger repeatedly rams estranged husband's car

Why wasn't this babe also charged with texting while driving?

posted @ Monday, October 13, 2014 - 20:18

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    Blog: Watching movies by myself

    Summary:  I'm not saying it's lonely to be a movie critic, but we often find ourselves seated alone in an empty theatre when we're watching new stuff. I know people who say they won't go see anything unless they have at least one other person to go with, but I've always enjoyed having the place to myself. I'm not saying it's lonely to be a movie critic, but we often find ourselves seated alone in an empty theatre when we're watching new stuff. I know people who say they won't go see anything unless they have at least one other person to go with, but I've always enjoyed having the place to myself. read more

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    No cartoons on racism

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