I tried my hardest to stay on the back seat,,, but that bus driver kept making me come to the front of the bus and sit behind him. The next step would be to send me to the principal. 
Last dance was my favorite. RIP
posted @ Friday, May 18, 2012 - 14:03[quote][b]slickmcdight[/b] - I'm going in for a clonoscopy and maybe I'll give the nurse a "dicotomy".
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Please don't squeeze the charmin. 
Double post
posted @ Friday, May 18, 2012 - 13:03Bunch of bleeding hearts on here.
posted @ Friday, May 18, 2012 - 13:03Big City Bread,, especially their scones!! YUM.
Stricklands , Greatest artery clogging food around.
posted @ Thursday, May 17, 2012 - 11:44[quote][b]slickmcdight[/b] - Sounds good to me! Somebody's using your email again!

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I know,, soliciting sex I heard. 
My kids learned to drive at an early age,,,, but it was in the pasture. No livestock fatalities.
posted @ Tuesday, May 15, 2012 - 10:24Maybe a little nibble every now and then. 
[quote][b]slickmcdight[/b] -
Have you ever done a 71?

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I sure have,,, all ages,, male and female.
posted @ Monday, May 14, 2012 - 11:25I couldn't take my eyes off his lips,, now what was your question? 
[quote][b]slickmcdight[/b] - @gooddogmom: 
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[quote][b]webbty80[/b] - But I am sure old man slicky has been in federal prison.
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Might be there now, they do have access to computer, don't they?
posted @ Thursday, May 10, 2012 - 11:11[quote][b]slickmcdight[/b] -
@nowheregirl:
won't be happy with your comment about her!

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Obviously she isn't consuming what she is selling,,, and BTW, I have lost ten pounds, getting slim for our night on the town, and no you can't bring KIS and AD. 
[quote][b]theold33[/b] - A friend if mine in Colorado said he married his first wife because she was a fox.After a year,she turned into a pig.After he divorced her she turned into an elephant and re-married a jack-ass.So I guess anything goes.
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I'm going to sue my ex for starting those nasty rumors. 33 I thought you would defend me. Guess I'll have to call Slick. 
I'm not wanting to marry, I just want to "shack up". 
He could steal my whole box of checks, just wouldn't do him any good. 
You'll didn't know that your jewelry is your "status" symbol?
posted @ Wednesday, May 9, 2012 - 12:46[quote][b]Walholler[/b] - Where's Al and Jesse when ya need em?
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Give 'em time, they will be there if the $ are there.
posted @ Wednesday, May 9, 2012 - 12:33[quote][b]slickmcdight[/b] - So someone pulled that one on you! " I may not make it back , so would you try this position for me?"

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He's only in his twenties,, but I am a cougar. 
[quote][b]webbty80[/b] -
Yes I am and I am good at it!
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Seriously, if you are I have your wedding video.
posted @ Tuesday, May 8, 2012 - 10:20Where are the children now? 
[quote][b]BullJacket[/b] - Some animals take better care of their children! 
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So true BJ,, I've been watching an eastern bluebird family in my front yard.. All day long the male and female bring food to the little ones. 
[quote][b]keepitsimple[/b] - RIP Mr. Weinstein, you knew the risk when you took the job.
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I have a good friend in one of the war torn countries, he won't say which. He is there for the money. I pray he comes home alive.
posted @ Monday, May 7, 2012 - 10:57[quote][b]webbty80[/b] - Well at least he didn't try to sell one of his kids.
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Maybe they're next.
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