Why doesnt the middle school team coach already have him on the practice field? I think he will be just fine playing against eighth graders

King Felix!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Is that a meth pipe burn on her lip? That's not hot.....

[quote][b]mcdawg[/b] - When I was young you could buy dynamite for blasting tree stumps or beaver dams. The old "Cherry Bomb" and "M-80" were just needed for blowing up toilets at the high school. Practically every boy at school had a pocketknife in his pocket and nobody cared. Drunk driving and racing on local roads was mandatory.You got caught by the cops and they simply took you home and turned you over to a real authority figure who was to be feared and respected --- your Dad! Of course losing a few friends along the way was a terribly sobering experience. Just a good old boy, never meaning no harm!
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"Back when a smoke was a smoke, and groovin was groovin"

Its no wonder the athletes are always getting in trouble, look at who's teaching them.... sheesh

[quote][b]reddawg44[/b] - If this happens on campus at Auburn, Alabama, or LSU the cops say, "Damn it's Isaiah, turn them lights off." They then tell him to get outta there and go home or they give him a ride. The football programs in those schools have got back up in the community from the Mayor to the dog catcher. But that ain't happening at the "Harvard of the South". The only people getting a pass are the intellects who attend AthFest. Started with Jan Kemp and CMR will be hamstrung by it long as he stays here.
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pretty sad but VERY true

Apparently I Crowell is in jail right now.... so i guess so much for that part of the article

"All My Children", really! Is this guy lawyering or trying to make sick jokes? Might as well have thrown "The Young and the Restless" in there too. SMH

Not a good week to be an old man from Happy Valley...

Thoroughly enjoyed it!

Dear Michael,

If you impose your ban on 20oz sodas, I plan on buying two 12oz sodas and drinking them in the same sitting.....

"In addition to the beer, she tried to steal vegetable oil, five packs of cheese, five packs of bacon and two packs of chicken wings, police said."

Come on, she was just getting an afternoon snack

They really do have some outstanding courses on the trail, and the rates are very reasonable considering the quality of golf. Looking forward to my next trip!

good luck in the joint fellas.... you're probably gonna need it

I like the idea in theory, but I can also see some "grey" areas that would need to be addressed. What about people with mental/behavioral disorders such as schizophrenia? or what about someone who started on the wrong path in their teens, but straightened up by 25 and eventually led a productive working life. Do you deny that person social security benefits?

Maybe a system similar to points on a driver's liscense would work. Different points for the severity of the conviction, and if a certain amount of time elapses with no violations then there is a point reduction. Just an idea, and you're absolutely correct in saying that the current system needs an overhaul of some kind

[quote][b]mpd0.59[/b] - Question: If President Obama is a socialist, why was he instrumental in the privatization of space travel as the shuttle program ended?
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Private companies have been working on space travel since the 80's when Reagan signed the Commercial Space Launch Act.

Victims, "Actually we arranged to meet those guys here for $350 worth of drugs bur they robbed us"

Investigating Officer, "Oh, well looks we're done here. You're on your own dumba****s. Don't break the law and your chance of being a victim goes down significantly"

Why doesnt the story go something like this, and should the lying victims face charges for their hindering of an investigation?

"Dont touch your child! That's why i took this job to begin with."

-TSA officer

Somebody check Metta World Peace's alibi...

@webbty80: guess they're gonna "shake it up" down there....

With a divorce rate of 50% and strangers marrying strangers for money and TV ratings, I feel that the sanctity of the institution has just about been totally ruined with or without same-sex marriage. Might as well allow it, IMHO

Well at least it wasn't the hot mustard, i guess. Some of that stuff in the nose or eyes....OUCH

I base it on the testimony of her father-in-law and her friend, who said she called both of them to tell them her husband had been shot before arriving at the hospital. All she had been told from the day care (where it happened) at that point was that there had been an accident.... IMO, fishy...

@nowheregirl: couldn't agree more. She needs to answer for something, after all the lying under oath in the first trial.

He should invite John Louis, and then insist he rides in the back
........ kidding, of course