Hey, what's with all the negs? I don't know what you folks have against a clean llama.

Gas-X gets rid of the pain.

I'm going to apply for 318008 to see if they catch it.

Washing my llama right now!

Which is worse: Being beaten up by hookers or being mistaken for a hooker?

@riff-raff: I think you're a bit too high on the anatomy.

Rest in peace, James; you will be missed.

Perhaps it was the Space Cowboy.

Sony makes XBox? I thought Nintendo/Microsoft did.

Has he been crying?? Hahahaha! Also, this has to be one of the best worded police reports in a long time.

Yaaaaay! Finally, Wal-Mart is coming to downtown!

Hopefully the ghosts will find their way to the perps and torment them to no end.

Sure, there could be cuts in the Pentagon, but I see the air show performances as extra training opportunities for those combat pilots; essentially, they lose training time which doesn't benefit anyone. I guarantee they count those flying hours.

Stop the madness!! Why can't we all just get along?!!?

They all got their cups but they ain't chipped in.

Hahahaha! He was hiding behind the recliner! Hahahaha!!!

So how does the newly formed University of North Georgia not fit?

@Yellow Dog How does renaming the consolidated institutions make them something they are not?

I was robbed by snatch once.

Or it could have magically appeared, aliens placed it there, a cow ate a bottle, there's a blind guy working the grill. Any others?

Both of my feet smell equally bad, and I dropped out in 6th grade.

If we could have banned these things sooner, this would have never happened. Just dayam.

Good thing somebody stole it; that woman was driving around in a death trap.

How do you get peed on? Was the guy asleep?

Hahahaha! He tried to hide under some trees!!!