@E.J.:

Goodnight Mrs. Calabash, wherever you are.

[quote][b]E.J.[/b] - @theold33: You is such a bad boy!
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I can't help it, I was raised bad. Btw, did you know that a fish knows what you're thinking before you sneeze.

A wife was complaining to her husband that her breast was too small. He told her to rub a piece of toilet paper between her breast everyday and they would get larger. She said, do you really think that would work. He said, why not. It worked for your butt, didn't it?

[quote][b]jtsim[/b] - I would renew my subscription to the ABH.,
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That's in the top 10 of your funniest comments.

I would never view 24 minutes of a liberal that can't speak English that you can understand. Btw, keep your expectations low, that way you will never be disappointed.

[quote][b]Shalmaneser[/b] - It's not like black people found the middle of Atlanta uninhabited, and moved there from their formerly perfectly integrated living conditions in an effort to get away from white folks. [/quote]

No, they moved to Atlanta because it was the Black Mecca, where the teachers would change their grades if they were failing, where they could get Govt. jobs and do nothing but sit on their fat asses, where they are elected to office so they could steal taxpayers money, where they could commit crimes and be turned loose to commit more crimes. Yep, Black Mecca. It's the truth, deal with it.

[quote][b]Used2baFreeCountry[/b] - I bet that if an african-american family had been attacked "for being in the wrong neighborhood" this would have been a front page story all over the country. . .[/quote]

Yes it would. They were not just thugs, they were racist thugs. Should have been charged with a hate crime. I wonder if white PC liberal family's are ever beaten by black racist thugs change their mind about being liberals?

[quote][b]jtsim[/b] - @theold33: What happened? You two were getting along so nicely. At least you both have the same little smiley face.
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Don't you know? I'm a moderate, I play both sides to the middle. Besides, she only took me off ignore so she could leave me negatives. Bless her heart.

Only minorities arrested at J&J. The sheriff must be racist.

[quote][b]avenger[/b] - So you are for felons who commit violent gun crimes the right to guns, huh? Good to know.[/quote]

It should be ruled case by case. If someone shoots a molester and has to serve some time, they should be allowed a own a gun when they are off parole.

[quote][b]E.J.[/b] - America may not be the best place to find the best people in the world.[/quote]

Well, instead of moving to Colorado, why don't you move to another country where according to you the "best" people live. Move to Iran where you can really do some man bashing. At least this country would be a better place.

And people wonder why this country is getting more stupid. " Go Dawgs"

[quote][b]avenger[/b] - Our nation is doomed as doom can be[/quote ]

I knew we were doomed when 51% of the people voted Obama in office.

[quote][b]davidxto[/b] - It's true. I confess. I introduced the alien dust. I am the alien being in your midst.[/quote]

I figured as much. But, I wear a special designed dust mask when I'm outside so the dust won't get to me. Time to turn in, but first I must check for pods.

[quote][b]jtsim[/b] - all of her ailments and who's fault they were, [/quote]

Alien dust is causing a lot of people to be neurotic. Beware

Eleven people were hanging on a rope under a helicopter, ten men and one woman, the rope was not strong enough to carry them all, so they decided that one had to fall. Otherwise they were all going to fall
They were not able to choose that person, but then the woman made a very touching speech. She said that she would voluntarily let go of the rope because as a woman, she was used to giving up everything for her husband and kids, and for men in general, without ever getting anything in return.
As soon as she finished her speech, all the men started clapping their hands.

Happy Mothers Day

[quote][b]youdawgyou[/b] - and do away with all the personal insults? [/quote]

An you just called E.J. dopey. Hypocrite much?

If she seems cold and bitter, then I ask of you
Just stop and consider all she's been through
Don't be quick to condemn her for things she might say
Just remember life turned her that way.

A lot of fishermen on this discussion. That's good. A lot of E.J. dis-likers also. Now, that's bad. So, here is a compromise. All you fishermen get together and invite E.J. on a fishing and camping trip. Just think of the stories she could entertain y'all with sitting around the camp fire. It would be a win-win. All of y'all would come away with a whole new impression of each other. It might be a beautiful thing. Btw, take plenty of pictures.

Come on down boys. The beer is cold. the whiskey strong and the womens are pretty. At least until they turn the lights on. Gotta go. Big Betty wants to dance again.

[quote][b]Anonymous Dude[/b] - My favorite sort of fishing is a trot line[/quote]

What's the best way to communicate with a fish..... Drop a line. Time for a cold one.

Bullying the handicap again I see. You all should be ashamed of yourselves.
Do you not know what its like
Not to know what is wrong and what's right.

[quote][b]Mr Lightborn[/b] - As a dog returns to his vomit, so a fool repeats his folly
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If a dog returns to his vomit it's to see a lightweight lib like you lapping it up. You probably got more out of that than drinking the libs kool aid. lap on little boy.

If Jackson hadn't died the national song would be "Dixie" Oh, I'm glad I live in the land of cotton, old times here are not forgotten. Look away, look away, look away Dixie land. Now, that's the way to start the morning.

[quote][b]E.J.[/b] - No. Does that mean I'm not allowed to lie?[/quote]

It hasn't stopped you before, now has it?