It took him 30 seconds to realize he'd been shot?! Speaks volumes on the numbing effects of alcohol.posted @ Sunday, October 26, 2014 - 20:05
I support the Right to arm bears.posted @ Sunday, October 26, 2014 - 20:00
Chicana?posted @ Monday, October 13, 2014 - 16:56
Is PETA against choking your chicken?posted @ Monday, October 13, 2014 - 16:50
I support the right to arm bears!posted @ Monday, July 21, 2014 - 21:01
Since the shark was just a "juvenile" my guess is he was just given a slap on the fin and is probably back in the water, ready to bite again.posted @ Sunday, July 6, 2014 - 18:40
The smell of wine and cheap perfume. Q: Should "Saloon" be capatilized in headline?posted @ Sunday, July 6, 2014 - 18:28
The same thing happened to "Flounder" Dorfman's car in Animal House. The car belonged to Flounder's older brother Fred, who lent it to him. The other Delta frat boys make Kent take them out in it, the car ends up getting smashed up, then for the final parade scene the car is transformed into the 'Deathmobile':posted @ Sunday, June 15, 2014 - 20:59
@ElevatorLady: You seem to be suggesting that the schools should serve as surrogate parents. On the brightside you should applaud the fact that if they are suspended or expelled, they will return to the loving guidance of their own parents.posted @ Friday, March 21, 2014 - 15:57
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I must be getting old. I thought they meant the old Florida Orange Juice spokeswoman. http://www.cinechronicle.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/Anita-Bryant.jpgposted @ Friday, March 21, 2014 - 13:42
Find equipment for sale at J&Js on Saturday.posted @ Friday, March 21, 2014 - 08:00
"black students of all ages are suspended and expelled at a rate that's three times higher than that of white children"
Yes, it must be prejudice. It couldnt be related to parenting and/or alarming trend of single-parent households.posted @ Friday, March 21, 2014 - 07:53
The second sentence doesn't make sense. What "notable activist" is it referring to?posted @ Thursday, March 20, 2014 - 21:18
Burgess Meredith? Send up the Bat-signal.
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That is a bad intersection with an awkward sight and turn angle. Not the first wreck there. Time for a signal with the growth of NOHS traffic.posted @ Tuesday, March 18, 2014 - 18:40
I'm no fan of tobacco but it sems a bit hypocritical given the amount of research dollars UGa willingly accepts from tobacco industry/lobby to teach future tobacco farmers how do grow it better. See http://www.caes.uga.edu/commodities/fieldcrops/tobacco/posted @ Tuesday, March 18, 2014 - 18:34
Are they UGA football players?posted @ Tuesday, March 18, 2014 - 18:22
Where do jellyfish get their jelly? From ocean currents.posted @ Saturday, March 15, 2014 - 07:44
I'm guessing more than his feet stinks.posted @ Friday, March 14, 2014 - 07:58
"Sentate" panel? Headline prooofreader must be on medical marijuana.posted @ Friday, March 14, 2014 - 07:56
"Athens is not very hip hop friendly ... the reality is, you put a bunch of black people up in the club ... and somebody is going to get shot"
Especially if its Club Platinum.posted @ Thursday, March 13, 2014 - 17:28
"a foul odor that smelled like defecation, but the man explained it was his feet"
"Did you mess yourself?"
"No, that's my feet"
Cant make this stuff up.posted @ Thursday, March 13, 2014 - 17:18
Maybe they could cut his salary to $.01 per month and still be in compliance with the state law to keep paying him.posted @ Wednesday, March 12, 2014 - 18:08
"The county has cut some...jobs and salaries for some employees to compensate for the double payments this year"
Classic!posted @ Wednesday, March 12, 2014 - 18:07
Summary: I'm not saying it's lonely to be a movie critic, but we often find ourselves seated alone in an empty theatre when we're watching new stuff. I know people who say they won't go see anything unless they have at least one other person to go with, but I've always enjoyed having the place to myself. I'm not saying it's lonely to be a movie critic, but we often find ourselves seated alone in an empty theatre when we're watching new stuff. I know people who say they won't go see anything unless they have at least one other person to go with, but I've always enjoyed having the place to myself. read more
As you might imagine, the vast majority of the editorial cartoons available these days for publication through the syndicate which supplies cartoons to the Athens Banner-Herald/OnlineAthens are addressing the situation in Ferguson, Mo., where the fatal shooting of a black teen by a white police officer has touched off a number of demonstrations -- some peaceful, but many not at all peaceful, with tear gas fired by police officers and gunshots fired by some protester. read more