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Two Hundred Bikers
Enter a police checkpoint
Only nine exit.

posted @ Tuesday, July 23, 2013 - 12:06

Murder in Stonehenge?
Must be a drug deal gone bad.
Say it ain't so, Joe.

posted @ Friday, January 25, 2013 - 23:24

Leave your guns at home.
Even versus an ex-pol
The TSA wins.

posted @ Friday, January 25, 2013 - 23:21

Just smacked in the face?
Suspend this officer now!
Learn to SHOOT in face.

posted @ Thursday, January 24, 2013 - 21:56

With this weed now gone,
What to do in Macon now?
Officially NOTHING.

posted @ Thursday, January 24, 2013 - 21:53

Post Great-Recession,
Even a year of bad growth
Is an improvement.

posted @ Wednesday, January 23, 2013 - 21:51

Two buck fifty Chuck?
Doesn't have quite the same ring.
Still beats PBR.

posted @ Wednesday, January 23, 2013 - 21:42

To my dearest Son:
You are a disappointment.
From your loving dad.

posted @ Wednesday, January 23, 2013 - 17:44

Since Pop Warner league
Encouraged by family
If payday comes in.

posted @ Wednesday, January 23, 2013 - 17:40

Truck versus Hyundai?
"Unavailability"
Is better than death.

posted @ Wednesday, January 23, 2013 - 17:39

Proof to judge Hood is
Knowing and intelligent?
Highly unlikely.

posted @ Wednesday, January 23, 2013 - 17:36

$4.3 million?
What is the cost to scan and
Upload to Dropbox?

posted @ Wednesday, January 23, 2013 - 12:25

Freezing rain and sleet:
EVERYBODY PANIC NOW!!
Stock your bread and milk.

posted @ Wednesday, January 23, 2013 - 11:48

Smart students go up.
Morons in DC "teach" them.
Dumb students come back.

posted @ Wednesday, January 23, 2013 - 11:46

Old chinese proverb:
Sticks and stones may break my bones,
But knife cuts deeper.

posted @ Wednesday, January 23, 2013 - 11:43

Those plastic boxes:
Good for storing the kids' toys;
Bad for storing kids.

posted @ Wednesday, January 23, 2013 - 11:38

High dry-cleaning bills
Aren't the sole impediment
To membership drive.

posted @ Wednesday, January 23, 2013 - 11:37

He who hunts the young
Then smiles for booking photo
Receives jury's ire.

posted @ Tuesday, January 22, 2013 - 21:45

Campus gun free zone:
A place for you to feel safe,
If you're the hunter.

posted @ Tuesday, January 22, 2013 - 18:49

Wear safety goggles
While jogging on South Milledge
Or you'll lose an eye.

posted @ Tuesday, January 22, 2013 - 12:56

The irony is
medical marijuana
would give pain relief.

posted @ Tuesday, January 22, 2013 - 11:28

Whether shot or cut,
The victim must be happy:
He's now got street cred.

posted @ Tuesday, January 22, 2013 - 11:26

Plan is "adequate"?
When dealing with a nuke plant
"Top-notch" should be norm!

posted @ Tuesday, January 22, 2013 - 11:20

Jury of his peers?
What a freakshow! Led by a
Storm Trooper foreman.

posted @ Tuesday, January 22, 2013 - 11:17

Alltel Customers:
AT&T is awful.
Bow your head in shame.

posted @ Tuesday, January 22, 2013 - 11:06

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