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Man punched at Mell's Place

When I want to run my mouth and make unwanted comments, I just come here...

posted @ Monday, November 24, 2014 - 06:46

Evidence of paranormal activity found in Athens' Morton Theatre

Assuming there are such things as ghosts, wouldn't they have grander aspirations for their eternal existence than to just open a file cabinet drawer? Stare

posted @ Monday, November 24, 2014 - 06:44

Athens man facing charges he put cat in dog's cage to watch it be killed is re-arrested

There's no hope for this full-time loser. He's pure evil.

posted @ Saturday, November 22, 2014 - 22:25

Alcohol sends UGA student to hospital

Yep, that about sums up being 19...

posted @ Saturday, November 22, 2014 - 12:55

UGA moves to fire professor for dating student; professor appeals

"Don't mix your jam and jelly."

posted @ Saturday, November 22, 2014 - 12:50

‘Sgt. Peppers’ threatens Athens apartment complex

This happened on Wednesday? I thought it was twenty years ago today.

posted @ Friday, November 21, 2014 - 06:30

Results from comet lander's experiments expected

"One of the things scientists are most excited about is the possibility that the mission might help confirm that comets brought the building blocks of life — organic matter and water — to Earth."

The earth is 71% water, and the deepest part of the ocean is almost 7 miles deep. That sounds like a LOT of comets slamming into our planet to bring us our water. Can't these guys even consider Intelligent Design? Just wondering...

posted @ Monday, November 17, 2014 - 17:42

Hilsman Middle student uses scissors to attack classmate

This story was up all day and no one made a decent comment? Seriously? Sad

posted @ Sunday, November 16, 2014 - 20:00

Fun at the polls: Write-in 'votes'

I always have fun with the write-ins. I really hoped Count Chocula would get elected to the State Senate.

posted @ Friday, November 14, 2014 - 21:33

Bogart woman's missing rings found

She could sell that bling and feed an entire third world country for five years...

posted @ Friday, November 14, 2014 - 06:50

Suspected prostitutes barred from Athens motel

This story is incorrect. I never complained about anything. Wink

posted @ Friday, November 14, 2014 - 06:46

Employee caught stealing from Walmart

Back in the news!

http://onlineathens.com/blotter/2013-05-02/three-people-arrested-drug-ch...

posted @ Wednesday, November 12, 2014 - 17:07

Assault claim reported to police

@Oistrakh: Wink

posted @ Wednesday, November 12, 2014 - 06:52

Good Samaritan allegedly assaults stranded motorists

Seems legit to me. Every time I jump someone's battery, I send 'em off with a butt-whoopin'.

posted @ Tuesday, November 11, 2014 - 16:08

Bones unearthed in Oconee cemetery belonged to deer

[quote][b]Korn Cob Pipe[/b] - Jane or John doe??? [/quote]

OK, that was pretty good. Smile

posted @ Monday, November 10, 2014 - 23:07

Wheel falls off car

[quote][b]mpd0.59[/b] - The vehicle damage was incidental. It was attemped murder.
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Hmmm, you sure seem to know a lot about it... Wink

posted @ Sunday, November 9, 2014 - 17:18

Photo of teacher’s rear end posted online

Legal action? Is this against the law?

posted @ Saturday, November 8, 2014 - 20:32

Athens man swallows razor blades in suicide attempt

@grove600: "Life's a garden. Dig it!" - Joe Dirt

posted @ Friday, November 7, 2014 - 11:33

Athens man swallows razor blades in suicide attempt

There's an easier way to do it with razor blades... Stare

posted @ Friday, November 7, 2014 - 06:45

3 charged with feeding homeless in Fort Lauderdale

"...Anyone who has two shirts should share with the one who has none, and anyone who has food should do the same.” - Luke 3:11 Innocent

posted @ Wednesday, November 5, 2014 - 22:12

Athens man allegedly attacks girlfriend, slaps child

Throw in a name-calling charge as well.

posted @ Tuesday, November 4, 2014 - 07:13

UGA police: Student threatened mass violence on campus with assault rifle

Let's give this kid the probation he desperately needs!

posted @ Tuesday, November 4, 2014 - 07:11

$1,000 reported missing

Hmmm, with leads like that, they'll crack this case in no time! Tongue

posted @ Friday, October 31, 2014 - 22:10

UGA student on alleged acid trip arrested

Aaaaaah, the ol' acid days... Innocent

posted @ Friday, October 31, 2014 - 22:08

Commerce woman allegedly threatens to post 'prostitute for sale' online

This is hilarious. Laughing out loud

posted @ Friday, October 31, 2014 - 20:27

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  • Andrew
    Shearer

    Blog: Watching movies by myself

    Summary:  I'm not saying it's lonely to be a movie critic, but we often find ourselves seated alone in an empty theatre when we're watching new stuff. I know people who say they won't go see anything unless they have at least one other person to go with, but I've always enjoyed having the place to myself. I'm not saying it's lonely to be a movie critic, but we often find ourselves seated alone in an empty theatre when we're watching new stuff. I know people who say they won't go see anything unless they have at least one other person to go with, but I've always enjoyed having the place to myself. read more

  • Jim
    Thompson

    No cartoons on racism

    As you might imagine, the vast majority of the editorial cartoons available these days for publication through the syndicate which supplies cartoons to the Athens Banner-Herald/OnlineAthens are addressing the situation in Ferguson, Mo., where the fatal shooting of a black teen by a white police officer has touched off a number of demonstrations -- some peaceful, but many not at all peaceful, with tear gas fired by police officers and gunshots fired by some protester. read more

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