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Child- friendly training goes awry as dog bites boy in face in Colbert

Why do the 10 day rabies observation? Why not just put the dog down now and submit it for testing?

Poor kid...

posted @ Tuesday, December 16, 2014 - 17:29

Athens teen attacked outside store

Meeeeooowwww!

posted @ Saturday, December 13, 2014 - 09:09

New York woman sends inherited quilt home to Athens

I can't wait for this story to be made into a feature-length motion picture... Stare

posted @ Saturday, December 13, 2014 - 00:24

UGA student arrested for DUI hit-and-run, drug and firearm charges

That's a lot of charges. What was the bond amount?

posted @ Monday, December 8, 2014 - 18:13

No prison for Georgia woman who helped baby killer

I'd forgotten about this story. What a bunch of dirtbags.

posted @ Monday, December 8, 2014 - 18:11

VIDEO: Hundreds march for Ferguson at UGA

It seems @DanMatthews: has an opinion he's reluctant to share... Laughing out loud

posted @ Wednesday, December 3, 2014 - 15:45

Hundreds march for Ferguson at UGA

This is total crap.

posted @ Wednesday, December 3, 2014 - 06:36

Heaton sentenced to 20 years in drunk driving crash

“I wish there was some way for you to understand I’m sorry, and I will be sorry for the rest of my life."

At least he finally admitted he did it.

posted @ Monday, December 1, 2014 - 18:12

Woman thwarts robbery by vomiting

That's what I'm talking about!

posted @ Monday, December 1, 2014 - 06:46

UGA moves to fire professor for dating student; professor appeals

[quote][b]yeti[/b] - @OconeeJoe: do you know the difference between jam and jelly? [/quote]

If you're referring to the extremely offensive joke, yes I do. And that's one of my favorite jokes. Wink

posted @ Saturday, November 29, 2014 - 22:02

Man punched at Mell's Place

When I want to run my mouth and make unwanted comments, I just come here...

posted @ Monday, November 24, 2014 - 06:46

Evidence of paranormal activity found in Athens' Morton Theatre

Assuming there are such things as ghosts, wouldn't they have grander aspirations for their eternal existence than to just open a file cabinet drawer? Stare

posted @ Monday, November 24, 2014 - 06:44

Athens man facing charges he put cat in dog's cage to watch it be killed is re-arrested

There's no hope for this full-time loser. He's pure evil.

posted @ Saturday, November 22, 2014 - 22:25

Alcohol sends UGA student to hospital

Yep, that about sums up being 19...

posted @ Saturday, November 22, 2014 - 12:55

UGA moves to fire professor for dating student; professor appeals

"Don't mix your jam and jelly."

posted @ Saturday, November 22, 2014 - 12:50

‘Sgt. Peppers’ threatens Athens apartment complex

This happened on Wednesday? I thought it was twenty years ago today.

posted @ Friday, November 21, 2014 - 06:30

Results from comet lander's experiments expected

"One of the things scientists are most excited about is the possibility that the mission might help confirm that comets brought the building blocks of life — organic matter and water — to Earth."

The earth is 71% water, and the deepest part of the ocean is almost 7 miles deep. That sounds like a LOT of comets slamming into our planet to bring us our water. Can't these guys even consider Intelligent Design? Just wondering...

posted @ Monday, November 17, 2014 - 17:42

Hilsman Middle student uses scissors to attack classmate

This story was up all day and no one made a decent comment? Seriously? Sad

posted @ Sunday, November 16, 2014 - 20:00

Fun at the polls: Write-in 'votes'

I always have fun with the write-ins. I really hoped Count Chocula would get elected to the State Senate.

posted @ Friday, November 14, 2014 - 21:33

Bogart woman's missing rings found

She could sell that bling and feed an entire third world country for five years...

posted @ Friday, November 14, 2014 - 06:50

Suspected prostitutes barred from Athens motel

This story is incorrect. I never complained about anything. Wink

posted @ Friday, November 14, 2014 - 06:46

Employee caught stealing from Walmart

Back in the news!

http://onlineathens.com/blotter/2013-05-02/three-people-arrested-drug-ch...

posted @ Wednesday, November 12, 2014 - 17:07

Assault claim reported to police

@Oistrakh: Wink

posted @ Wednesday, November 12, 2014 - 06:52

Good Samaritan allegedly assaults stranded motorists

Seems legit to me. Every time I jump someone's battery, I send 'em off with a butt-whoopin'.

posted @ Tuesday, November 11, 2014 - 16:08

Bones unearthed in Oconee cemetery belonged to deer

[quote][b]Korn Cob Pipe[/b] - Jane or John doe??? [/quote]

OK, that was pretty good. Smile

posted @ Monday, November 10, 2014 - 23:07

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  • Andrew
    Shearer

    Blog: Watching movies by myself

    Summary:  I'm not saying it's lonely to be a movie critic, but we often find ourselves seated alone in an empty theatre when we're watching new stuff. I know people who say they won't go see anything unless they have at least one other person to go with, but I've always enjoyed having the place to myself. I'm not saying it's lonely to be a movie critic, but we often find ourselves seated alone in an empty theatre when we're watching new stuff. I know people who say they won't go see anything unless they have at least one other person to go with, but I've always enjoyed having the place to myself. read more

  • Jim
    Thompson

    No cartoons on racism

    As you might imagine, the vast majority of the editorial cartoons available these days for publication through the syndicate which supplies cartoons to the Athens Banner-Herald/OnlineAthens are addressing the situation in Ferguson, Mo., where the fatal shooting of a black teen by a white police office