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posted by Argh.

In reply to: Local delagtes want specifics on pitched assault weapon ban »

December 29, 2012

Ooh, I know! Why don't we make it illegal to:

(1) Steal some guns (from your mother, for instance)
(2) Shoot someone in the head (like your mother, for instance)
(3) Take several weapons into a weapon-free zone (like a school, for instance)
(4) Shoot a bunch of kids and adults (like the kids at Sandy Hook, for instance)
(5) Shoot yourself in the head (like Lanza, for instance)

Um, wait. Aren't all of these things illegal??!?!?! Angry

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