Wow! So now we finally get to see which uber-conservative the party faithful endorse! Who will it be?

Let's hope they don't kiss and make-up and then becoming running mates in the November Presidential election. A "Mitt-Newt" ticket sounds like something unpleasant you might do to an animal; or perhaps a new surgical procedure performed "down there" somewhere!

Anyway, for all the back-and-forth, the negative advertising (ever heard of political candidates doing "positive" advertising?), the over-the-top rhetoric, and all the money wasted, I'd like to offer condolences and an apology to both Floridians, and audience members, nationwide! Putting up with all THIS certainly should earn you some sort of medal!

Long-story-short: Newt -- ever wily -- started out of the gate cozying up to Republican moderates (and liberal democrats worried Obama was a goner) with his platitudes about global warming and immigration. THEN, lo and behold, Mitt Romney, author of Obamacare-4-Massachusetts, dares to run his own campaign right down the middle of the issues! SPOILER!! The outrage!!! (I thought of it FIRST! I thought of it FIRST!)

In truth, perhaps it's easier to get Newt's goat than to do the same for Romney. (Of course, once you get it, what do you do with it?!) No doubt Romney got his goat a few times, and one shouldn't discount the entertainment factor of a candidate or actual President who might just blow-up in public! (Obama had potential when he snapped and walked-out on the Arizona governor who was "greeting" him.)

But THEN, what's up with anyone named "Mitt?" Where the hell did that name come from? I thought "obama" would be some sort of a kiss-of-death (and never mind the rest of that name), but didn't figure on a collective hallucination among the electorate that got the man put in office! (When has that ever happened before?).

I keep hearing that Mitt is up-tight; I've not seen anyone campaign, of course, due to the retirement of my TV. But, of course, I've heard them. Mitt sounds like the jerk I beat up in 3rd grade!! Say it one more time mo-fo!

Of course, with Newt as President, we'll set something of a precedent in terms of Presidential appearance. Now admittedly, I am not real comfortable when male talk show hosts start saying how attractive Mitt is and how this will help him get elected!! That's painfully creepy if you ask me!!

On the other hand, let's just say the Newt will not be elected simply because of his looks. No, in fact, some segment of the voters might actually cast ballots against him saying he's the ugliest President or Presidential Candidate since Richard Nixon. (And that's saying quite a bit!) Some say you have to go ALL the way back to Lincoln to find a creepier looking mug.

Of course, imagine how much better our country would be if we did have actual mug shots of our Presidents taken either during or after their terms of office?

When you really think about it, these two guys had NO cause to get so angry about this race! First, they are both masquerading as more conservative and, perhaps, more religious than they really are. Second, they are sending all sorts of obvious signals to the left (and the Reagan Democrats) that they'd be tolerable replacements for Obama just in case it is determined he JUST CAN'T WIN! (N'obama! N'obama!)

So what the campaigns and the media hype as the "white heat" of political rancor, is nothing but a deceptive first act, with more to come.

Give the voters a break, already!!