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posted by jlscott in Lifestyle

Chik-Fil-A's Latest "Horror"

December 28, 2012

Unbalanced Diet = Unbalanced Mind

David "We are strict vegetarians and have never set foot in a Chik-Fil-A" Sirota has somehow, perhaps with assistance from his friendly neighborhood Corporate Conglomerate Fairies, acquired a copy of Chik-Fil-A's The Jolly Barnyard. Instead of applauding the admirable endeavor of giving children books instead of worthless olastic toys with their meals, Sirota somehow manages the level of derangement required to launch a page-long whining screed about Gobbelsesque manipulation in which he does not neglect to mention the "local-business-crushing Godzilla" (?).

http://www.salon.com/2012/12/27/chick_fil_as_latest_horror/

Son: Jolly Barnyard, Daddy!
Pop: No it isn't! It's a filthy, putrid factory-like environment filled with years of mind numbing depression punctuated with minutes of terrifying horror, flying guts, spurting blood, giblets sliding down grime encrusted walls and unseeing heads resting on an excremental floor.
Son: Thank you for making my childhood a soul-crushing nightmare, father.
Pop: Salon. com? Donkey! Did someone say donkey?

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